Being able to time travel would have great benefits - both for financial reason (Powerball numbers, sports betting) and world peace (being a Government ally that can help capture criminals in major attacks).

Step one: find your office coffee maker and use the hot water dispenser into some rolled oats

Before games, shagging balls is Drake’s favorite activity, as he keeps track of consecutive fly balls caught to try to break his record of 24.

Drake’s appearance is slowing starting to resemble Carlos Boozer.

Me and that athletic trainer went together like balls and foreheads.

I kept waiting for Papelbon to run in and take a pair of scissors to the exercise ball Jim Halpert style.

The Chili Cheese version was a hot dog with chili and cheese on it

I think the biggest thing that helps me stay in line and within the boundaries are thinking about the fact that I love my wife and marriage. It would be terrible if it all fell apart. Many of us have seen it first hand with our parents, siblings, friends.

I wonder if he knows that he needs to pay taxes on that $75m.

a) Snap-backs are cool/trendy and more comfortable than a wool New Era fitted hat b) his “White Nikes” look like Nike Frees, which, who gives a shit

What kind of Trump supporter uses Kristen ITC font for their phone?

Detroit really does a number on a man.

Alt + Control + Delete should do the trick.

It seems like Macklemore fucked your girlfriend or something. Can you please write future articles about how bad Jay-Z, Lil’ Wayne, and Flo Rida are now?

Honestly, the first company to offer an a-la-carte program option (that you can change monthly) will win over a ton of folks. You can still have the huge bundles for those that watch a ton of TV, but I watch a fraction of the TV included in my bundle. I’ve seriously considered cutting the cord, but I’m a pretty heavy…

Honestly, the first company to offer an a-la-carte program option (that you can change monthly) will win over a ton of folks. You can still have the huge bundles for those that watch a ton of TV, but I watch a fraction of the TV included in my bundle. I’ve seriously considered cutting the cord, but I’m a pretty heavy…

“...when you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree...”

What kind of psychopath frames stock photos of children?

I was already told how it happened on Sports Science watching ESPN this morning. The kicker had a margin of error less than the width of confetti. Very relatable, those guys.

Don’t Vontaze me, bro.