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Man, where can I get in on the NSIC Women’s basketball action? Bemidji State is gonna break out in a big way in the 2nd half.

A dunk is a basketball shot where the ball is never projected upward from the player’s hand. At release, the ball must be traveling downward through the basket.

It’s been a couple years since Netflix started producing TV series. At this point, do you prefer the entire season release (Netflix, Amazon) or do you enjoy the patience of watching appointment TV?

Hey everyone, for those who don’t like the extreme sweetness of candied sweet potatoes, this recipe that is sweet and salty is sweet potatoes with pecans. It’s fucking unreal:

Where are the following?

You might say FanDuel really punted away the opportunity to enforce a stricter policy.

Notice that he didn’t attend a New York Jets game. He’s a keeper, you guys.

Why’s this so ridiculous? I would love an Edible Arrangement on any occasion: one night stand with Derek Jeter, writing a letter to the Charlotte Observer about Cam Newton, following a dick pic from Brett Favre, riding an elevator with Ray Rice, etc.

I miss the Bagel Bites days. Something about finely cubed cheese and processed meat got me every time.

Girl: [undresses]

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I’d pay to see a team with Jim Tomsula as HC, Marc Trestman as OC, and Rob Ryan as DC.

What would you do? What would you do if you son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cause he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, make the Browns practice squad for a little bit of money, cause his daddy’s gone, and we’re throwing rocks now, picked off for a touchdown, Ray Farmers out a job

The problem is that young players are grossly underpaid and older players are grossly underpaid. It takes a rookie 6 years to be able to cash in on his performance. Most players by that time either are washed out or on the decline. Can you imagine if Mike Trout hit free agency at age 24?

So THAT’S how TMZ gets their stories.

except for Steve Bartman, he would’ve guided the Cubs to their first World Series since 1945.

A couple more tips:

You forgot the pretzel necklace part. You don’t need to spend hours making a Cheetos-Sourdough Pretzel-String Cheese necklace, but a pretzel necklace accomplishes two things: