JPP: You down with JPP?

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I tune in every week for “Jim Tomsula’s Life Hack of the Week!”.

I’m surprised there wasn’t a DraftKings or FanDuel live-read plug from one of the candidates last night.

Relatively well known brewery to us here in Indianapolis, Bier Brewery, has the best pumpkin ale I’ve ever had. Doesn’t taste at all like many of the other pumpkins that seem to have pumpkin and cinnamon concentrate added after brewing. Just a good, drinkable slightly pumpkin ale.

Man, crazy to think how all the carnivore species in this world have stayed alive.

J Crew Factory is the ultimate place to buy oxfords or really any button down shirt.

He was a catcher his whole life before last year, and spent the last 15 months playing part time LF, part time C, and part DH.

He looks like the kind of guy who snorts adderall.

It’s almost like he hasn’t played left field his whole life.

Yes, every ballpark should be a cookie cutter of the others. Can you believe Boston has a 40 foot wall in left field? That is so stupid! Did you know Citi Field has a crazy short porch in right that led to Daniel Murphy’s HR in Game 2? They need to change that! All those domed stadiums have astroturf that literally…

If only Xiong Fei had been carrying a guandao, he could have prevented this from happening.

I don’t think the Bucks marketing department knew that someone would take the Fear the Deer slogan literally.

No way. I don’t believe it.

I think the funniest think about conservatives is that many rural areas are at or below the median household income. The liberal message is to tax the top 1 % to provide better quality of life for the median income and poverty households.

The only hand outs Republicans will accept are hand outs that help them personally.

If only the jogger had a machete, this could have been prevented.

Albert, did Mr. Baseball get your Deadspin log in credentials?

“I can’t really explain it. I really don’t have an answer for it.”

Mr. Baseball is better in 140 character increments.