Damn, every time I see pics of Ghomert, I can’t help but see one of the villains from Sin City.

YOU LIKE THAT MEDIUM OR MEDIUM RARE?!

Nah, he'll be there way more often now. 

If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

Not Philly, No, Never Philly

Blow it out your ass

Fuck you.

The chances of him going to Houston are Astronomi-

Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.

Getting LeBron to the Rockets seems like a real Challeng- *pulls plastic bag over own head*

Wait wait wait, I got it!

(Editor’s note: Three minutes after Deadspin commenter “threve” posted this, he was arrested while waiting in line at the Starbucks drive-thru after ramming his F-150 into the car ahead of him for taking too long to order.)

Not true, the unlit portion of the moon is simply the part not facing the sun. The only time the earth’s shadow can be seen on the moon is during a lunar eclipse.

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

This seems like icky news published just because you guys resent “The Ringer.”

This marks the first time in history that 69 comes after a #2.

Israel, which tried to politicize the match by moving it to Jerusalem, is angry that the match is being politicized by others.

I would say “he’s running” but we all know Pete isn’t inclined to do that.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.