I’m partial to Penn and Tell-anyone-and-I’ll-ruin-you.

Two types of idiots in this comments section right now:

I agree. Do you see the irony in your mindlessly parroting a word without understanding its meaning?

Oh and for the sticklers, these hack sociologists are actually referring to omega males when they throw out “beta” as an insult. Read a book, you silverback manly men.

I’m not teasing, I’m calling you an idiot.

Big alpha boy make big alpha comment.

Now I’m convinced that you’re trolling us with this shit, Billy. Or are you in a bet about how many meaningless pieces you can write about non-story (so far)?

That’s the point of a strike: to protest labor conditions. It’s a breach of contact to show the power of labor.

Thanks for that. Did it feel better to type it out than to mutter it under your breath?

I’m very happy for you that you were in Bhutan and that you don’t pay attention to baseball.

Actually, Hillary won the popular vote.

Well they wanted to draft the Future of the franchise, didn’t they?

It’s nearly impossible to defend a release that quick. Combine that with the dribble penetration he brings to the floor and you’ve got a true baller.

Makes me think of David Cone missing time after his mom’s dog bit him

Another true patriot choked with John 3:16 written on his face and the Mets gave him a spot on their roster. Sounds like a case of discrimination to me.

Did you know that there are pasta sauces which aren’t tomato-based?

Yes, I realize my name is misspelled. I apologize.

All of the usual caveats applied to any baseball analysis done after a week of games are applicable here—it’s been a week! relievers work in especially small sample sizes! etc.! But given how pressing of an issue their bullpen was last year, it’s at the very least been frustrating for the team to see this year start…

But do they have the spill-repellent coating like his old pleated Dockers? Wouldn’t want his new pants to be ruined by a whole milk mishap.