“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Probably because the Yankee Stadium crowd was respectful when he walked off the mound. One could be forgiven for assuming the man must have died out there...

Shit you can have Ted Cruz

That’s so weird, the oriental women are usually great at handling rods - Robert Kraft

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

He was clearly offside, smart not to throw to him.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

I always try that trick. Pretty much never works for me. I’ve given up on caring anymore. I’ll just say “sorry, I’m terrible at names...”

A friend of mine likes to drop “ASS TO ASS!” as a non-sequitur, and it never fails to make me laugh. #junkiehookerjenniferconnellyforpresident

Penn State and Penn are 2 different places.

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

“What is the sound of one hand punching .... YOUR FACE”

Strange; when I was last in Williamsburg, everyone looked like they were straight out of Colonial times...

yet again i have to mention that i very clearly remember derek fisher being fired from the knicks job because he was trying to fuck player wives so the idea that he landed in the WNBA is extremely odd to me