Which Tebow are you referring to? The rookie who couldn’t pass, or the baseball player who couldn’t block? He would have filled the stadium, sure. But I doubt he would have helped win any games.

That’s such a great idea.  Next time you’re in town, I’ll buy you a Subway sandwich.

Not sure if it’s related, but I took multivitamins for a few days.  I ended up smelling like sulfur, from one of the B vitamin ingredients and stopped.  I wonder if that is what drives off the mosquitos?

My ‘87 TBird with a 5.0 engine also limited displayed speed to 85. But it also calculated Average Speed. The trick was to just click the Reset button when going over 85, and it would tell you the actual speed at that time. As an aside, I got out of a ticket from a Georgia state trooper due to these max speedos. He…

My ‘87 TBird with a 5.0 engine also limited displayed speed to 85. But it also calculated Average Speed. The trick was to just click the Reset button when going over 85, and it would tell you the actual speed at that time. As an aside, I got out of a ticket from a Georgia state trooper due to these max speedos. He…

“One, two, and three days after the initial taste test, these brownies became slightly dryer”. Of course they did - because they didn’t exist. Who ever heard of a tray of brownies lasting a single day? They are like the Green Flash at sunset - blink and they’re gone.

I’m betting that the pedestrian being in the lane caused the accident. The Tesla was probably solely focused on him, instead of the truck. that’s why as soon as the car passes the person, it slams on the brakes as it has refocused on the lane ahead.

We provided all the liquor, beer, & wine at our own wedding. My Scottish cousins were one of the last group of guests, and they tried to take it all back to their hotel. We gave them the beer, as the rest was for our honeymoon liquor cabinet.

You’re good - no one made that pun. They all did.

Mrs Lane, the woman in the middle, was my mom’s best friend’s mom. The Wendy’s folks really thought she’d be the star of the ad, with the line ‘It’s a big fluffy bun’.  I think Clara Peller raspy voice stole the show and made that ad memorable.  Mrs Lane never minded that she wasn’t the star, once the residual checks…

We went camping at a music festival a few weeks ago, and one of our last stops on the way was to get lumpia. A friend of my wife’s makes & sells lumpia out of her house, 100 for $40. The whole thing felt like a drug deal. I was channeling Henry Hill pulling out of the driveway, expecting the cops to bust us. It’s odd…

Solution I use - every time a commercial comes on, I hit the mute button. It’s reflexive after a while, and I even get my kids to do it. If they forget, I ask them why they’re making me dumber, by having to listen to these idiotic ads.

Do Matt Ryan’s teammates hate him? He was limping around on 1 foot, and his linemen just looked at him and didn’t help.   If it was Rodgers or Mahomes, they’d carry him to the sideline if they thought it would help.

Can we send him to Le Comte de Bruleur up in Canada, instead?

What makes a name stick in my head is to say it out loud when I’m first introduced to someone. “My name is Kelly”. “Oh, nice to meet you, Kelly” usually does the trick.

I hope he got over the time Mr McDowell left him on the front porch in the rain, holding a bouquet of flowers.

That explains why he didn’t want to practice with men.  He didn’t want the competition around.

Interesting that the PRC is promoting an ineffective combat style to the general population. I’m sure they’re not trying to make them easy to subdue, if they offer any resistance to oppression, right?

Is that a tomahawk chop?

Mine is “scenesters”, which I always treat as “senn-es-ters”, like Senators.