The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

“We come from France”

This is quite the inferno you’ve made for yourself.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

Really? Dysfunction Intersection? Dysfunction Junction for the win!

Having Barkley on the Giants is like lending your Ferrari to a high school auto shop class: They have no idea what to do with it and are only going to break it.

I mean, a loss of blood flow to the brain might explain this decision. 

In all fairness, the high blood pressure could simply be a result of the Chicago way of life.

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

Not surprising: The record-setter was hit in an Orioles game.

Too black, too strong.

Then I suggest a light roast.

The great thing is, the kid won’t have to wait that long to see Lawrence suffering the affects of CTE, probably by the time he’s going off to college

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

He thought it was a catch, but he failed to complete a “baseball move”.

So that’s where he ended up.

Good!!  Having a whale tail should be grounds for immediate disqualification!