You’re more likely to get a win if your starter is giving up 3 fewer runs per 9 than swapping a 0.220 hitter with a 0.300 hitter. I’m not sure how that’s a debate.

“And every time he would bang it, he would say the same thing over and over”

Biff is in the White House, so I think there’s your answer.

Maybe he just wanted to add a little horn to that banjo.

I just hope Jalen Ramsey said, “You should be scared of me too, bitch” to him after

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

My god it’s filled with buttholes 

I dunno, call me old fashioned, but whining about a helmet and posting poorly punctuated Instagram rants doesn’t quite add up to improving the image of a rapist.

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

You're thinking of Bill Paxton

Jesus, just write down the rules to this game already

Dude said he will be attending a game in Florida. Whether it is the Marlins or Rays, he can leave the glove at home.  The odds are he won’t ever catch a ball on the fly, and when it lands, he can walk past the dozens of empty seats and pick the ball up with his bare hand.

“Brenda, this party is really dying. UNLEASH THE KITTENS!!!”

Then GTFI. Then GTFO. Then GTFI. Then GTFO...

This guy?:

I do love a good technicality.

Have you just described Jacksonville’s offensive strategy for this upcoming season?