my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

Thought he might have caught the corner with that one...

Like most visitors to Missouri, the Athletics got lucky and got runs they didn’t deserve.

Isn’t it already a fifth?

“Hey, man, you don’t talk to the King. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll... uh... well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a…

Neither will the blind guy.

The Patriots for one

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”

“You just start to wonder whether all this anger and frustration has anything to do with the organization’s decision to punt on being competitive for the foreseeable future.”

Looking at the video, the kick would definitely clear any blockers at the line. It looks like she might take an extra step, which would give edge rushers a better shot. So, she might have to speed up her approach some. But, I say give her a chance. [I being a Random dude on the internet]

I’d rather not see an Eric response.

Trudeau got the whole fuckin fam on lock....

It's less when you account for the exchange rate.

At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

That’s some JV shit right there.

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!

Well, it’s bound to deter a lot of other innocent murderers.

Then you did it wrong.

he was right to edit you