Short version: Yes, he did. But he also thought the ball was caught.

Drew: Let me tell you about the time my brian exploded.

Came here to say this. I have my S.O.’s number programmed into the emergency number, but many people don’t even know that’s a thing; By putting it on the lock screen (along with my email in case the phone is lost) people see it immediately when they wake the phone up.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

Get well Drew.

Something something drag queen. It is too late so make up your own joke.

In a similar story, the NBA released a statement saying it will not consider giving Atlanta a professional basketball franchise as long as the law remains in place. 

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

Apparently, “Insolent” means “Literate” in this case?

Uh, probably because his brother might be........

the list of players attending sounds about white

I assume Blooper is named after this?

This is so much more wholesome than when Clark the Cub harasses opposing players for HJs.

Sorry I should be a little more succinct. It may have been too subtle, but the joke was possibly over yours?....

Three times, if you count Deadspin.

My son's kindergarten class performed it at their graduation. Jesus, that was awkward.

Exactly, just like the rest of us legends.

He already left.

“You want fires with that?”