I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

Hey Chicago wadda’ya say...we’re calling 9-1-1 today!

Ah yes! Let us gather around the fire and hear tell of Sam’s meaty role in The Hobbit. 

See, MB20 and Rob Thomas solo aren’t bad, to be honest. Rob Thomas seems like a very cool guy.

Uh, no. Being a fan of Everclear should be cause for at least some regret.

Hey, there’s less of a chance of Jones kneeling during the anthem. Safe pick.

You’re also missing “no swag” which seems like just a regular whistle.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

Oh, I’m sure it is! If there were a transcript, I’d click the shit out of it too. I’d read it on the shitter! I just haven’t figured out a way to work podcasts into any part of my life and I feel fulfilled anyway. 

I would have never believed it a couple years ago, but here it is in black and white. Baseball’s just gotten too far from what made it great and fun to watch, but no, these million dollar athletes have to do what they do, and then you see something that no one wants to see in an article: “in the ninth inning of a…

The best way to change up the first round of the playoffs would be to let the top seed choose their opponent. Then the No. 2 seed chooses next (assuming the top seed doesn’t choose the No. 2 seed, in which case the No. 3 seed would get next choice), etc. You’d get all kinds of fun “they don’t respect us!” takes, plus…

I’m fine with one ding and one ding only.

Ever worn baseball cleats?

his brother LEEERROYYYY on the other hand

Every person that thought Avenatti might be a good answer to trump has changed their mind about him by about 5-10 scandals ago.

I empathize with this far more than I should.

Was that two balls and a strike or four balls and a strike?

it cants at an angle

Eight Men Rout

Excellent turn of a phrase there