In hind-sight, maybe I should have known something was up from this recruiting photo.

newbie.  Mosaic or die.

Even if Foles wanted to comment about all the filth in this article, he can't.

Cranky old guy “Finally, the kids are playing sound basketball using bounce passes”.  Watches clip, has heart attack.

But with brand value, he’s solidly in the $4.382 billion range for net worth. 

if the table isn’t set when she arrives, is she Reese Withouterspoon?

Yeah I was going for Pat Benatar isn’t Toni Basil just like Jason Momoa isn’t Maori. 

“delicious-ass fucking meat”

Behold the power of the correctly-placed hyphen. 

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

Not being familiar with “permanent press” is what got him into this mess to begin with!

It’s fine to criticize Smoltz as a broadcaster, but you can’t hold him to the same standards as an actual journalist or beat writer. Smoltz is a guy who just drops in once a week to talk about a baseball game, it’s not as if he’s a member of the permanent press. 

Roughly 7.3 billion people around the world would like to point out that this is a reality in 99% of your country, not just Jax.

“… an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”

Anyone got a hookup now that Skip’s gone? Asking for a friend.

Superbowl favorites imo

I didn’t know what a two-way contract was, but I guarantee they’re more successful than the three-way contract I tried to get my girlfriend to sign.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

I never discount the Seahawks’ cheating powers. They were disrupting the victory formation for a reason: as long as they got Jacksonville to retaliate, and as long as they did it AFTER the whistle, it stopped the clock. It worked after first down but not after second down, and that’s when they gave up.