Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

Half, Eddie! Half!!

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

That’s one way to...

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Oh come on. Philly hasn’t napalmed a house filled with civilians in like decades.

Why? when he went to your schools, went to your churches,

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

...in a few short hours, her stint as America’s Jan Brady will finally be over.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

You weren’t alive in 1984, were you? Because losing in 7 would be plenty Cubs.

he can’t read yet

I took her to a supermarket

I’m not buying any of this feigned shock and outrage at Trump from “traditional” “family values” or “fiscal conservative” republicans; this man represents the values that the party has been promoting for quite some time. Xenophobia, a culture of misogyny and oppressively sexist policies, racism, homophobia, religious…

Crazy is also fun, though

Beast Mode should invest some of his post retirement to this. What are the rules in regards to running through a mother fuckers face?

Dan Bowman, a 50-year-old contractor, told the Boston Globe. “We’re going to have a revolution and take them out of office if that’s what it takes. There’s going to be a lot of bloodshed. But that’s what it’s going to take...I would do whatever I can for my country.”

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.