Plus, Buck did go ahead with the decision to change uniforms to cotton...

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

“Well, that’ll show them! Now the ECU marching band will get paid ZERO dollars.”

[*muffled sound of producer in radio host’s headphones*]

We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.

This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.

And so a great series goes to bed

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

I’d argue that auditioning for a new job is in his best interest right now.

Uh, HaMilton, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into Storage B.

Hey, Trent Dilfer’s no hero, but he avoided imploding his team by speaking out against child slavery and attracting all those proponents of child slavery to harass him and call for boycotts of the Seahawks.

They might...

and bitched to De Smith at a player’s FUNERAL about it:

Celtics fans just came.

“He ain’t like Lil Wayne,”

Authorities recovered a list made by the caller entitled Ways To Make Money:

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

Speaking of Ian Eagle: he pronounces his name Eye-an Eagle. Not to nitpick, as he can go by whatever the fuck he wants, but to maintain grammatical consistency, it should be pronounced Eye-an Eee-ag-le

you’ll be ready for the Maple Leafs to suck for the 10th season in a row