In college, I had a friend who was from Green Bay. He told me that when anyone would see an African American man at a supermarket or Target or whatever, everyone would whisper to each other, “I wonder if that’s the new wide receiver that we signed.”

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

American Kinja Warrior.

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…

You know. Just say it already.

I don’t have any numbers to back this up, but it’s been suggested in the past that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

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They also got their signing bonuses. Bosas side has repeatedly said one or the other, not both. They're wanting the cake etc etc.

In defense of the Chargers, Dean Spanos’s grandfather was head of a Greek disorganized crime family.

Wentz and Elliot (the picks on either side of him) both have offset language.

Right. I doubt you want to play hardball with a kid whose great-grandfather ran the Chicago mob. Tony Accardo (or Joey Batters) was no pushover either!

“Revolutionize your communication. P(b)ITCH: the app that calls people ‘bitch’ at a frequency too high for human ears.”

You are probably right. I'm just so used to King bro-calling him Donnie Brasco, it seemed like they were closer. I never thought that did Don any favors, constantly being little-brothered like that. Don is an excellent writer, so he should do fine. Deitsch is also excellent. Since the last redo of SI.com, my guess is…

I believe — and I could be wrong about this — but Don Banks doesn’t work for The MMQB. I think The MMQB is separate from SI’s NFL coverage, as weird as it sounds.

Clever girl...

Peter King is a National Treasure that should be buried for 300 years until Nicholas Cage XIV’s National Treasure XVIII is released.

Sad to see Don Banks go, but anyone associated with Peter King's brand of access journalism should not be rewarded. Though, for all I know, they'll make Peter the new editor-in-chief.

poor Jenny Vrentas. She should have gotten to Qualcomm faster.

Jesus man. When Ryan Lochte is the smart one by getting out of town first you deserve to pay $10 grand.