There you have it. If the man in the shorts here is a Brewers fan, he missed his team losing, 6-9.

Ryan: “Mom can I have some more money?”
Mom: “What happened to all that money I gave you yesterday?”
Ryan: “I uh, spent it on hookers and dru...uuuuhhhh....we got robbed! By cops! They had guns!”
Mom: “OH MY GAWD RYAN! I’M CALLING THE FBI!”
Ryan: “Mom wait no...” [CLICK]

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

Ahh...Powell’s jump is one of the most aesthetically beautiful athletic achievements there will ever be. He was literally running in air. Also great to watch Lewis’ crestfallen face after Powell broke the record.

or the truth...”i need this guy to leave before everyone in the dugout realizes that this guy has more baseball knowledge in his pinky finger than i can even wish i had”

Hey, don’t stick up for that scum!

The New Ankiel.

Teixiera: (looks at banner) Logan’s Run Night? What does that mean?

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

“I’m Brian Williams, and I’m in Rio to tap bitches and report on water polo.”

This time, they’re in Brasil. So, be ready for a Reddit leak of 2 Girls, 1 Costas.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

Recommended replacement:

That’s my son! He’s fine. A couple scraped elbows and a huge grin. 14 year old JT Vukovcan. Wants Kang to sign his ball.

It ain’t cool being a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

Nice try, Leitch.