“You fargin icehole. You haven’t got the bells to red card me. Corksucker!”

Jesus Bartman! Quit trying to catch balls from your seat!!!

At least he didn’t try to play it off cool. He looked at the guy behind him and was like, “See those guys? Fuck those guys.”

I’m just saying, wake me up when someone sends a midget back up to bat again.

It’s okay, people Syndergaard’s age don’t have to be forthright about abnormalities of their bone to a cougar.

2 million Brits have already written a petition to let them back into the Euros

Russia staying out of it? Awww, you’re so cute!

I seriously scream laughed at that

Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

That's what is so disappointing (and scary) about this. For 40 years, Europe has been unified, with France, Germany, and the UK all on the same side. Putin steps in to Syria directly, furthering the refugee crisis, and all of a sudden, European unity is splitting apart. He is a master at this. We sat on our hands as…

Yeah, I’m sure Russia will behave itself and do nothing to encourage an unstable Europe.

Well, it's been 70 years since Britain & Germany last squared off. It was good while it lasted. I say this knowing that back in the 1910's, each side thought they were reasonable and it was the other side that was instigating WWI. I consider this move the first step to a European WWIII, with hopefully Russia and us…

A lonely President Trump’s announcement from his personal bunker on the day the world ended, April 19, 2017.

“HOLD ONTO YOUR BAT”

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

They eventually caught up to him.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

I’m from Ohio and my younger brother (27 yrs old) is a Cubs fan. He was already a big fan in middle school when the Bartman thing happened. But he’s not an arrogant prick about it. He is naturally pessimistic, hates the fact that they’re the odds on favorite right now, and is waiting for what he considers the…