Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

DAMN MY OLD BRAIN.

Best part. Nolan was 46 and Ventura was 26. 20 year age gap and the old man beat down the kid. And now I am sad because I am 46 and pretty sure that almost every 26 year old can beat me up (including women.)

I thumped Ventura before thumping Ventura was cool. -Nolan Ryan

I may have told this story before, but:

“I am Spartacus.” - Philadelphia sports fans, holding a case of D batteries.

“amateur" -Ray Lewis

The next time Elon Musk proposes direct democracy on Mars as a meaningful solution, point him to this and then punch him in the balls please.

+1 truth bombs burning hot enough to melt steel

I’m an expat in Germany and this holds weirdly true. In America I found the price of beer varied widely (at a baseball game a Miller Light will set you back $9 but on Wednesdays local bars would practically give them away for $1) whereas here I will literally never pay more than 5€ for a beer, and locals wouldn’t…

w/Bea Arthur starring as Jim Harbaugh, no doubt ...

The catcher also happens to be former mlber Steve Sax’s son Yakety.

No

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

If Colon could put in orders from the batting box, I imagine it would be Chinese.

No shit; whenever someone gives Bartolo a meatball he always takes it.

RGIII’s a pimp. He never could have outfought Shanahan. But I didn’t know until today that it was Snyder all along.

well at least they have teams in the hockey sport playoffs to watch!

Thanks for flying Spirit. That will be $6.