No. Orioles fan here. Not even in your league. Outside of rivals, “small town” teams get pissy about the coverage the Cards get no matter what (we also have to contend with being in the same division as the Sox and Yanks, so it basically never matters what we do).

Mariner Fan checking in. FUCK THE CARDINALS!

No. Everyone who isn’t a Cardinals fan likes it when the Cardinals lose.

I’m from Baltimore. How did you get Arrietta to do all that good pitching and stuff? (Besides not having Rick Adair looming over him all the time?)

I’m a Boston fan living in Columbia, Missouri. I was here for the 2001 Super Bowl, wearing my Pats sweatshirt on campus in the lead-up to the game. Lots of snickers from the “Greatest Show on Turf” acolytes (where are your Rams now, St. Louis fans?) until the Pats won their first Super Bowl of many (yes, they probably…

Yankees fan. Fuck the Cardinals. Truly, the one thing that can bring together everyone in fandom.

Dodger fan. Fuck the Cardinals and their fans right in their pompous, righteous, thinly veiled (in the case of the fans, not-so-veiled) racist ears. This is the best recurring segment since Dadspin.

Reds fan here. Cardinals can eat shit.

I got a notification that they lost this morning and I looked forward to the article.

Nats/Pirates fan here, hate them for obvious reasons on the pirates side, really hate them on the Nats side from the 2012 NLDS.

Not even a baseball fan, and I have only one word for these articles: sploosh.

I’m a Tigers fan and I'm still a lil salty over the 06 world series.

Braves fan here. Fuck the Cardinals.

I don’t think you need to be a Cubs or Royals fan to get a warm and fuzzy feeling thinking about how angry this makes their smug, self-important fan base.

I'm a Cubs fan. Is it just us and Royals fans that hate the Cards?

Good. As a Blackhawks fan, this makes everything better.

From this size of his gut, looks more like he was stealing stuff from the concessions stand.

There’s always the next game!

Curry is an incredible passer. If he wanted to be Chris Paul for a game, he could, but beyond Draymond Green he doesn’t have the bigs to get away with that.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

Yup. The Spurs are a Tom Emanski video brought to life. The Cardinals are the fucking prosperity gospel.