“Mama always told me not to look in to the eyes of the sun....

I hate Yadi. “Yadi is this”. “Yadi is that”. “Yadi takes control”. Fuck Yadi and Fuck the Cards.

Do you get angry emails from Will Leitch after every post? Because I hope these anger him. I would find that very amusing.

Types of beef ranked:

Yeah and I once worked at a chocolate factory where several kids died while on a tour—let me see if I can find a clip.

between this and Tyler Summitt’s inappropriate relationship in Louisiana, it’s not been a good day for Southern Misses

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Pretty remarkable tale. This man’s saga could end up being an epic for the ages. If he keeps playing this well they’ll write books and movies and plays and who knows what other kinds of media about him.

“I guess we’ll come out wearing dresses tomorrow.”

Jim Nantz has had a storied career, but not many people know how he first got his start on TV as a young kid. It’s had a significant impact on his actions to this day.

*blows whistle*

True story: my distant relatives sued the Wright Brothers over some of their patents violating patents submitted by my family member. Alexander Graham Bell got involved in the matter as well.

Best piece first. Someone will steal it if you don't grab it right away.

Hulk

She’s what every white boy off the lake wants.

My wife’s: That one buff guy from the movie who did the thing.

Ask Chlamydia Jones.

Close, but not quite. It’s hard to pull off the triple-non-sequitor. At least you didn’t try the Triple Lindy!