This went A LOT better than the time Timothy Treadwell visited Grizzlies camp.

I got this, I can lip read:

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

There is actual hope in the Cubs organization and (sycophant fans like not me) now that they finally started rebuilding 103 years too late. Can’t wait to expect another World Series from a franchise with two since 18-friggin-83.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

They’ve won 2 more NCAA hockey titles since then (2010 and 2012).

Chris Christie said the same thing in his exit speech.

“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.

Weakest comment I’ve seen on here yet. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking knife to eat pizza.

Ha! Dude wanted a Trout souvenir, but only came away with a red herring.

Casserole is not pizza.

you’re disgusting.

This is Deadspin. So I was cringing waiting for the molestation joke.

Alternatively, this was taken in Florida. That is his real deadbeat dad. He disregards his children who live in Ohio all, but one week a year. He figured that if the kid went home with bruises, his ex wife would file charges and he already has warrants.

Marge: “He prefers the company of men!”

Not saying it was Bryan Cox that asked this question, but...it was 100% that Bryan Cox asked this question.

“Hey season ticket holders, our most loyal paying customers who drop thousands on our shitty basketball team: FUCK YOU.”

The nerve of some peephole...

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.