WV fan #1: Man, that’s just like kissing your sister.

If you called me four days ago, I would have said your upcoming MVP was Amari Cooper. What that man can do with balls was only just legalized, my God!

“I hear our music... Does that mean we’re going back to Kansas City?”

Your joke doesn’t make any sense. No one would go to a restaurant with Dan Snyder.

3-He was in 3rd gear

The argument stemmed over Irsay’s insistence that Grigson’s nickname be Koko, while Grigson felt T-Bone was a more appropriate nickname.

No objective evidence the Empire was evil? They built a planet destroying space station and tested it on a majority-civilian planet as a show of force.

This is actually all the NCAA’s fault. If they paid the players, they could buy their own hookers.

“A Jew broad!!”

When I was a kid we found our porn used and discarded in the woods. Sure that copy of OUI was wet and sorry and smelled like dead leaves, but it got the job done.

It’s 2008. She’s lost her job in the Great Recession & her husband divorced her after she spoke encouragingly of Tulowitzki during the 2007 World Series. We open on Drew packing for a move to Chicago, where a college friend & friend’s husband have invited her to stay while she gets on her feet. She ends up working as…

Back to the Future 2 predicted a Cubbies win this year. I know Pirates fans have to be hurting, but thanks to Doc brown, we already know who is winning it all in a sweep this year.

As much as I hate the one-game playoff, I would have devolved into a pile of self-loathing shit if the cubs had missed the playoffs completely this season.

Nah, it’s Pittsburgh. Worst case scenario, that ball hits Josh Scobee’s water-logged corpse.

That steal made me laugh out loud. Arietta is badass

I think the best pitcher in a Buc’s uniform this evening has been the kid behind home plate. Kid has solid mechanics

Best. Bat. Flip. Ever.

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

“They don’t wanna know”

And maybe calling up Schwarber two months earlier would have helped get the 3 extra wins that would have given the Cubbies the division. Hindsight is always 20/20. And one full year of prime Bryant is astronomically more valuable than 9 games of rookie Bryant. Unless the baseball gods smite the Cubs and they aren’t…