What a wonderful scam, the bottled water scam. A couple decades ago, people drank tap water, and if it was nasty tasting, there were/are filters, or you could do like we did when I was a kid, drink it really cold (although I also drank water out of a garden hose, so there’s that). Now everyone thinks that the only…

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I knew your father, I fought with him in the Queso Wars.

not sure, but I bet he could nail just about anybody on a crossing pattern

Hope always shoots first.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

“He’s my starter”

My condolences on your fandom.

I would like to add the Bears to your list.

But from yesterday’s video, I was under the impression that he broke his leg when he fell trying to escape Cleveland.

“Because you were running” could sound like “because you are young.” Maybe that’s the confusion.

“Shit, Harper hasn’t been trying this whole time?” - Every NL pitcher

Or Urban Meyer’s daughter.

I was one of the last straight on kickers in Western Mass back in the early 90s. I used to use a square toed shoe to kick. One game our equipment guy forgot the shoe in the locker room so I had to kick (in the rain) with regular cleats.

Got pregnant, got married, gave up my job, moved across the country, and my family wouldn’t take me in when I tried to leave him. Eventually I did get away. And I make no fucking meatloaf or casseroles now. Ever. Ha.

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

I apologise. I misunderstood your point. Ignore my stupid comment.

The Simpsons did it.

I knew I found that special someone during our date to see Mad Max: Fury Road, because halfway through the movie she leaned over and whispered “I’m going to jump your bones immediately after this masterpiece ends.”

The late artist’s wife was too inconsolable to comment