@JaxJim: “In fact, I asked that she never use a rubber spatula either, since that takes up too much of the batter.”

And she still married you? Wow.

Oh dear, now using the rubber spatula is fine! There is no better implement for scraping every last bit of awesomeness out of the bowl and then delivering it straight to the mouth. ;-) It even works better than using your fingers.

The lady fell for the whole im not a shark I’m a dolphin bit. “Candygram!” The trial will be hilarious. I might fly down and sit in the courtroom.

1. Thank you for reminding me of my best post-high school dance experience ever. I dont know how the fuck I forgot this but... It wasnt prom, it was Turnabout, or Boat Dance or something. My boyfriend’s best friend was in charge of the limo rental, and it was a bigun, I think we had like 15 people in it or something.…

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

the answer is Lee Elia . It’s got to be Lee Elia.

At least we’re talking about the big Oliphant in the room instead of ignoring it or pretending it doesn’t exist.

(in response to your Patriots reference...)

Personally I hate the kind of tests they give in software interviews. Here write some pseudo code, on paper, because that’s totally representative of what you’ll be doing on a day to day basis. They often feel so academic, with an emphasis on rote memorisation even though you won’t have any idea about what you should…