I love the catcher in the first video taking charge and giving the pitcher a set of signs.  My terrible ASL interpretation is “Just ignore this f’ing moron and let’s get nasty”.

The question said “Run for a first down”.  It didn’t say you had to have the ball. So, line up at WR or TE and run around until you can get in the way of a Dback.  Eventually they’ll bump into you and you’ll fall down.  Penalty, 10 yards (maybe 5) and probably automatic first down.  I’ll take my million in cash,…

Thanks, that’s very helpful, Rihanna’s Mom.

Looking at the video, the kick would definitely clear any blockers at the line. It looks like she might take an extra step, which would give edge rushers a better shot. So, she might have to speed up her approach some. But, I say give her a chance. [I being a Random dude on the internet]

“It’s Buicks, all the way down.”

Ugh, my mom had a ‘74 Rustang, with a broken leaf spring(?) that just banged as you drove down the road.  Not a good car to impress the ladies.

More like “It is always Sonny in Philadelphia”

Put the T’s first, and I do guarantee it!

I’m more of a LOOGY guy around cubicle farms

I was going to say he made weak Contact.

“Good work if you can get it, but can Garoppolo keep it”.
Cribbing from Mr. Waturi, Barry? “I know you can get the job, but can you DO the job?”

Kinky indeed. Try this, Rubik!

I have a Dusty recollection of some overuse happening...

Brett Gardner has cancer?

“Go, Cubs Go” indeed

Every time my wife mentioned getting a cat, I said it would suck the breath out of the babies.  Every time.  They’re 13 & 14 now, and still no cat!

Allez, Allouettes!

The solution is to allow the goalie to come off their line when the kicker’s plant foot hits the ground, not when the ball is kicked.  This will balance the odds better, and give the goalie enough time that they don’t want to cheat as much.  Plus, who wants to see someone stab at the ball 2-3 times trying to juke out…

I love the palindrome response “Yeah, I do, I do. Yeah.”.  It’s like he talked himself into believing it, then resigned himself to the truth, all in about 3 seconds.

Noh!