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Funky

You’re killing me, Smith

“Violating the officer’s personal space”??? Seriously - he is the President of the Raptors.  The basketball court is HIS personal space.  It’s like the lady from a few weeks ago who was being harassed in her own driveway, where the cops felt threatened by her.  Then leave.  You don’t live here.

You forgot troop carrier, scout, and “quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow blower”

That’s the Cubs, …, cheezboiger, cheezboiger, etc.

And your offensive tackles, Henry Facemask and James Holder.

Rick Scott won’t be president. But, he only needs a few weeks in Southern Florida staring at the Sun to reach his ultimate destiny.

Rick Scott won’t be president. But, he only needs a few weeks in Southern Florida staring at the Sun to reach his ultimate destiny.

Euchre’dn’t be wrong with diss.  (that actually hurt my brain)

Sounds a whole lot better than Clank

A bluff is a high hill.  Kepler kept hitting almost every pitch Bauer threw up there.

Perfect.  I’m sure those saved draft picks will work out.  (At the typical 25% rate).

Isn’t “Bauer” German for “farmer”?  Even on D-Day +75, they were fighting against themselves.

As someone who lives in Northeast Florida, I always consider Jacksonville as the part of Georgia they didn’t want.  If you look at the border, you’ll understand.

AND PARTS OF THOSE COASTS ARE ON THE NORTHWEST.
Q.E.D. “PACIFIC NORTHWEST” MOFOS.

2D, I hate to see an incendiary comment like “they lynched a black man” go by without explanation. Can you provide details so we can keep this horrible travesty known?

Right, Northern Idaho: “we should create a whites only enclave”
Oregon: “Uh, we wrote that into our constitution 100+ years ago!”

You could re-split Ohio & Indiana into 2 states South of their capitals, and I think everyone would be happier. Well, not the Southern ones, because they’re all on meth.

Very meta.  Touche. (Imagine an accent aigu above the ‘e’).