whoa, cool your facts-jets.  All I know is that the Big 10 (or 14 wtf?) is the “Midwest”.  So, basically, Atlantic Ocean until halfway to the Pacific.  (OK, yes, I have been drinking)

I just got a Woody!

“Not sure if another move coming to add an outfielder”.  I would guess not, in the 40-week sense.

I was at a game with my 3 year old son about 10 years ago, sitting halfway to 3rd base right above a crosswalk, so we had a concrete wall in front of us that my son was peering over. Left handed batter fouled a ball that I saw coming, and it hit the wall 3 inches below my son’s head before I had a chance to get my…

Took a second, but +1!

No lawyer would take such an insurmountable case.  (OK, I tried)

Yup, if you get to home plate in Alabama now, you’ve lost, ... unless you wear protection.

That is 100% on the pitcher.  He was pointing to the ball instead of running at it.

An insightful, if depressing, summary of the current state of affairs.

Simple, they call it the “Reverse Clown Car”.  don’t google that!

You were right there with his motive “running Tesla and Boring” (his drill company) - he’s trying to knock off the competition!

You want to lock the emergency safety equipment that stops a 100 ton hunk of metal from running into something? Let’s go with Plan B, “anything else”.

If you name this guy, you’ll get copycats.  The first one would call themselves “Brakin’ 2, Electric Bugaboo”

Two of these bunts were with 2 strikes! I’d love to know if the defense shifted on 2 strikes, knowing no one in their right mind would bunt then.

I honestly don’t know if this is a real quote or just a great burn. Satire is dead- it choked on a combover cheeto.

He didn’t need to go back to second.  But, once he took 1 step from 2nd back to first base, he then started towards 3rd, which he can’t do.  That’s why he went back that last time to retouch 2nd, to make sure he ran the bases in order.

Also, you can set a lock message on your phone.  Mine is “If found, please call (my wife’s number)“.  This is even easier as you don’t have to unlock anything.

I was behind this genius a few years back in Jax. Surprised he didn’t run into the overhead power lines.

If you’re trying to Wind us Up, it’s a Stretch.

I think Vin was sneaking in some racy content there, along the lines of the dirtiest thing ever said on TV, from the ‘50s:  “You were awful hard on the Beaver last night, Ward”