With the Giants’ line, he might get sacked during the national anthem.

I’ll dig the hole even deeper. I saw Everclear in Houston, opening for Matchbox 20, and planned to leave after Everclear. I was blown away by how good M20 were live and how many of their songs I knew.  Glad I stuck around, and have tried to not look down on mainstream Pop since then.

Or people in the 2010's camping out for the new iPhone. It’ll be there tomorrow folks. (BTW, cheap shot at Everclear. Loved that band)

He might not become the star everyone assumes, through injury, bad luck, talent, etc. He took change-his-life money now to make sure he’s set.  The real question is will he have the same opinion of this contract in 7-10 years.

Came here looking for the greatest clip of all time - the little league kid pimping on the way to home. I’ll keep looking...

I would liked to have seen Montana

All movies have time travel.  Only some of them aren’t “1 second per second” time travel, though.

That should replace “Do you even lift, bro?” as the go-to baseball insult.

He would just rush in without a plan, wouldn’t he?

for her pleasure. (ok, sorry)

The recovery is already being handled by Mark Watney, Space-then-Earth Pirate.

If I was keeping score, I’d call it 3 strikes, 4balls, and a HBP

The designer of this monstrosity just woke up from an 80's limo nightmare and said “Sure, that’s what I’m looking for”.

Our condolences. Be sure to get your will together, designate your power of attorney, and sign the organ donor card on your license.

Well, his great-grandfather ran the Chicago mob, so there’s that.

Ohh, yeah!

“In fact, ... I left her. Yeah, she was never good enough for me!”

Surgeons these days are amazing.  They’re working on trampolines now?  I thought laser surgery & robot surgery were awesome.  This is a whole new level.

Right after the Curd Bath, and before the Bratwurst Deep-Tissue Roller.

The only time the Patriots will be 16 2/3% less idiotic about any issue.