Very efficient if they mess up your order or forget your fries.  More charging on the go-round!

This is interesting. But I’m really waiting for James Acaster to let us in on the Thai Soccer Cave gossip. It did wonders for Jorge Galleguillos and Jimmy Sanchez!

new star of Young Guys Can’t Hit 3's, maybe?

Now that’s a Jem!  +1

You’d think the ice would crack from BC lifting up a corner of it to sweep this garbage under it.  “We consider the matter to be resolved”.  Bull - you never considered anything, other than how to let enough time pass so no one asks you about this anymore.

Now he’ll have both the SEC and CIA mad at him for not Glomar-ing the whole affair.

Anyone can scuba-dive. It’s scuba-surfacing that is the trick!

A car transport caught fire? Did someone sneak a Lambo on board?

Yumm, norovirus cruise ship toilet beer.  I want to spend a week at sea never leaving the bathroom!  Any name suggestions?  I’ll start with “The Admiral’s Throne”.

It is painful to see them go from the benign idiocy of the Tribune, to debt-hungry Sam Zell, and to now the actively evil Ricketts in the last 10 years.  My only hope is that the owners realize how much they have to isolate themselves from the rest of this family, if they don’t share their loony ideas.

As a Cubs fan, I can’t give you enough stars!

Joe: “Fortunately, our kids were able to attend Notre Dame due to their hard work on their own merit”

and Illinois.  and somewhere before then, even?  [I don’t have an opinion on the Mormons either way, just stating history]

it is the Patriot Way

Excellent turn of a phrase there

MH: Who specifically do you mean by “those people?”

“Sir, you crashed into an Arby’s. Please take then knife out of  the point guard”

Cranky old guy “Finally, the kids are playing sound basketball using bounce passes”.  Watches clip, has heart attack.

This is his only chance at the Money Shot, after all.

Sorry for Kinja-splaining away your joke!