OK, first off - don't fight cops. But, I do love that the cop tried to pull his shirt up. Isn't that the standard hockey heel move?

Hey, this is the closest to a "my team got beat by a better team and shouldn't be mentioned with the '96 Bulls" post as we can expect. Or, he's on suicide watch and doesn't want to post anything negative, lest he get Baker Act'd.

Don’t drag me into this, big guy!

Where is the Deadspin post counting the number of times Paulina tugged her dress down? I lost count at 25. Also, doesn't she know to cut the tags off her thong. Looks trashy otherwise.

You might want to revisit that "good guy on a Joe Paterno level". That legacy is pretty tarnished these days.

I'm a Cubs fan living in Jacksonville, and you exactly described my feelings. (I used to live at Diversey & Kenmore, though, so I came by my fandom honestly.)

You’re questioning Joe Buck’s intimate knowledge of golf? “This is like if a team scores a touchdown in the second quarter, and the NFL decides after the game if it counts" (I'm paraphrasing). This shows his unimpeachable respect for the game of golf. What a hack.

Kuato Lives!

With that bogus NFL tweet from last week, don't you have to consult the dead commissioner for those kinds of punishment rulings?

Great pic, but you got the situation backwards. Robin Ventura was the batter - he optimistically ran out to Nolan Ryan, thinking he had a chance. He got his ass kicked.

Once they were on the ground, the 'after-fight' looked like a rugby scrum with Machado getting kicked out the back.

No they’re not - they are cartilaged

- Joe from Philly (for the 9th time in the last 3 months...)

Get loafer socks. Your feet will thank you. Johnston & Murphy sell great ones @ $8/pair, but I've seen others.

Fred had called home-side camera 1 fair and square. But Steve is the producer's cousin, so of course he gets it. Fred just ran over to get a couple of kicks in while Steve was down.

Jeez, even the cameramen take dives in soccer? No one even touched him!

Are we sure Tim Donaghy didn’t already do this?

They’re not even hiding their terrorist affiliation. Bronx Bombers. Murderer's Row, Enos Slaughter, Steinbrenner means 'Stone Burner'. It all fits!

No one will remember this in 2201 when they finally win it! (And I'm a huge Cubs fan)

I'll wait for the 3-part movie series.