Wasn't childhood great, where all the huge super-powerful friends you made ended up exploding?

That looks like a setup, like the guy who only talked about his mullet the other day. "Cliff, it's your last chance - you've got to get 'Going out to eat' off your interview bingo card".

they have huge ones called "bath sheets". the only way to dry!

I actually think Brady is awesome, and would love to have him on my team. That said, boy does he beg for calls and the refs treat him like a China doll.

After the woman pushed him, Brady would have appealed to the nearest ref for a roughing-the-passer flag.

Pizza shouldn’t fold. Thanks for playing

Does he like men? He must be going to the Falcons!

I for one, don't like Cox!

Do I like men?

Jaded, much? (I was thinking the exact same thing!)

how did this deadspin guy even get this story? I only told it to that one dude named twitter.

Oh, I use that all the time - it works great. The kids I coach are usually freaked out the first time they hear it though.

“Space Dicks" fits the rocket theme

Actually, "T'aintrash" would be a good band name - it could be read 2 ways.

I bumped into Dr King and asked him how tall Melvin Lee was. You know what he said? “2 feet 1 inch!”.... Man, you ain’t ever met Martin Luther the King!

It looks like 0 1 this round.

Or 'no class'

Yeah, I noticed the omission of "... for the better". I wonder if that was intentional? ;)

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 - ding ding ding - Now I get it!

Nigel Hayes with some first class trolling! Is his major Internet Commenting? That is some serious shade.