I'm not that is true. I think Mike Carey just happens to get every call wrong. For as little as he adds to a broadcast, I'm amazed they keep paying him.

I'm sure it is "Omaha Steaks" (tm)

“One of the first people”? I think you’re underselling this. He was still on his way to shake his coach's hand and Papa magically appeared before Peyton made it to midfield. It was as jarring as seeing Drew Barrymore & Jimmy Fallon on the field at the World Series.

That's the question Allie should be asking - who is his Queen of Hearts?!?!

I'd thank ya falettin me be mice elf, agin, if you'd just go away!

The Big D..ump?

But, he was mad before he was concussed. I can’t say one way or the other if that would have carried through a concussion and made him ‘Hulk Smash’ the ref.

Invoking this rule, the issue boils down to ‘Can you deliberate while you are concussed’. As someone who has had at least 5 concussions from football, I would have to say no. I typically had no idea what was going on.

I only ever have 1 beer. It might come in multiple containers, but it is still just 1 beer!

My trick is to use my proto-TMJ to my benefit. I just rock my bottom jaw left and right (think of a snake distending its jaw), and my ears pop. I found this out while scuba diving. Instant ear clearing.

Love it. He even wrote the 'S' of '3DS' backwards!

Kate, is this a suicide note? It kind of reads like one...

OTay to that!

This sure feels like the Jeremy Lin thing again. I don't know anything about this guy, other than reading about him on Deadspin. But, the NY media anointing him as a superstar with 14 points per game seems premature.

this just in - that joke is still dead!

I’ve been waiting for athletes to get smart and just admit they did it. No one believes that the test was false. Just own up and say you made a mistake.

CNN.com has the unedited picture of his eye on their homepage. Wow, Deadspin is more considerate than CNN. And I say this after Gawker decided to show dead people lying in the street.

Hey, Reg, tell us about that loon stuck to a guy's arm....

Um, is there a new category at porn.com - turtle butt? why would the camera person repeatedly try to sneak up behind an angry snapping turtle otherwise?

No way, eh. The Canadian killer snapping turtle would kindly ask you to remove your stick from it's nether regions.