And he calls himself

I wish there were more room in the modern media world for a bit more easy generosity between folks. It’s wearying to always be demanding apologies, you know? People goof. They say stupid shit. They get tired. And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful…

I think a lifetime of cat ownership has well prepared me for an ill spouse:

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

Citation, please.

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

what kind of a hermetically sealed chamber did your german teacher live in

This will never be more depressing than the time potato stood in for muffins and nobody noticed its time in the spotlight:

I guess jet fuel CAN melt steel beams. ; (

NEVER 4GET

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?

My husband woke up during Sia’s second song and said “that’s the funniest skit SNL has had for a while; it looks like your “interpretive dance”, ha ha ha.......” . When he realized that it wasn’t a bit he silently went to bed.

We only watched the last 20 minutes. I wasn’t sure if they were looking so bad in order to make him look better, or if it was a subtle protest.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

They climb ropes! JUST LIKE US.

I always love these “Stars: Just Like Us!” things. I mean, seriously, what is Alexander Skaarsgard supposed to do with his effing groceries?

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.