I knew I should shouldn’t, but I did it anyway... I read the comments on this story on TMZ. Rape-apologizing and slut-shaming idiots galore. Oh, and lots of HRC haters, because apparently that is relevant? I need a shower.

THIS. saying sexual abuse is a dumb mistake due to youth is like Brock Turner’s douchenozzle father saying that the (absurdly lenient) sentence his son received was a “steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action.” blech.

my dog jumped two feet straight up in the air when Jon opened his eyes and I yelled “AHHHHHYEEEEAHHHHH!!!!” she does not like Sunday evenings.

IUDs are more effective than hysterectomies in preventing pregnancies. Sleep easy!

Classic Fox News move indeed.

the world of fiction is treating me quite well, then.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

at least we got another chance to watch Kim cry out of her marriage to Kris...

agreed! and comparable with my personal sentence for Michael Vick: electrocution, followed by drowning. you only get what you giiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeee, wwweaaahooo!

I overheard, multiple times at my decently ranked small liberal arts college, that "evolution can't be true...there's no way we evolved from monkeys." That one just grinds my gears like craaaaazy.

"It's just not violent enough"? Oberyn Martell's skull shards beg to differ.

I thought I was the only one!!! Why did I click that Buzzfeed link?

what da heck does he mean by Valyrian? aren't the Targaryens the only Valyrians that survived the Doom? come on, Dayv Goldenrat.

A roommate I had in college would invent entire conversations she had with people, including with my boyfriend. On multiple occasions she would tell me these lengthy stories about the long discussions they had had the night before about me and our relationship. I was pissed the first time or two, until I asked him and…

I dearly hope they'll require everyone to arrive two-per-motorcycle.

He's Yeezus... any venue he steps foot in becomes a place of worship.