Ew. He looks like he’d struggle to benchpress a kitten.

This fucking Travelocity Gnome needs to be strung up by his short’n curlies. What’s with this “ I can’t recall” bullshit? When they grilled Hillary for HOURS she never took the ‘who me?’ route like this pocket sized motherfucker is using. Inexcusable.

-I’m going to say it - stomping on Robert Fisher’s face isn’t an absolute bad, because the stomper probably really enjoyed it.

Directions not clear. Arrow in dick. On my way to hospital.

“Fuck you, Mazzie, I am not a bot! Or a troll! You’re a smelly peepeehead whose head smells like peepee!

Please, everyone knows the heart throb in Zootopia is the tiger on the bus.

I’m 43 and until a few years ago I had zero idea just how many women of my generation were into Fox Robin Hood. It’s a little hilarious.

Robin Hood was my first cartoon crush. That was one foxy fox.

If everyone had to use their real first and last name and other identifiers the troller system would get cleaned up real quick-like. Respectfully, Tornado Slackss

He was making acid wash jeans.

“So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it”

Sexually harassing women is not “acting dumb.” It’s not the equivalent of drinking too much. Violence against women is not a dumb mistake some men make by accident when they’re young.

When someone brings up PC-culture as a refutation, it’s always the final square of Asshole Bingo. His refutation points more to the fact that he’s totes okay with Affleck because he doesn’t see anything wrong with behaving like Affleck, than to whatever point he was trying to make (we’re all so mean? I dunno).

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?

Especially Kim Kardashian’s.

Na, the truly critical things are kept in your pockets. Keys, wallet/passport and phone. Everything else you can replace. Everything in your PC should be backed up. The rest of it is not worth risking your life or (more importantly) everyone else to grab and carry a bag as you’re trying to exit a plane that’s on fire.

I get why those people were grabbing their laptop bags. Seems pretty obvious that people didn’t want to leave their bags onboard with their existing MacBook Pros because they knew if they were destroyed they’d have to upgrade to the new MBP with no SD card slot or MagSafe.

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

English is hard.

Came for this, leaving happy