What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.
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It reminds me of this, so much....
Having too many “Jobs” blows.
An I will be headed there after work.
I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.
We ALL saw it because of Orlando Bloom and he betrayed us.
I feel the same way about Donald Trump, which is why even though he will end the world in a nuclear war if he becomes president, i will vote for him, just because of how many people will lose their fucking minds if he won
Not even close. Like you’re the furthest you could possibly be from “it” that you could get before you started circling back.
It was a blog, written in piecemeal chapters, revised with advice/guidance from actual rocket scientists, before being polished into an ‘e-book’ (all the kids these days love em), and available…
Because the book was outstanding.
It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.
I’m one of those hateful people who uses a fork for pizza. I have a lifelong habit of dissecting all my food and eating it in a systematic way. My method for eating pizza is that I scrape off and eat all the toppings first, then eat the cleaned-off crust separately while dipping it in ranch.
I don’t regularly blot my pizza, mostly because I’m not usually eating greasy pizza, but if I’m in front of a slice of pepperoni pizza that has large pools of grease in the cupped embrace of the pepperoni, I might blot, if only to prevent spilling orange grease on my tits.
Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.
We could make it up. I say it involves a llama and a case of Cool Whip.
No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:
My hair is just like me. It just sort of lies there lethargically. Indifferent to the world.
If I had a nickel for every time cum came out my nose....
If you managed to get pregnant via anal, you’re doing it too hard.
Some EXCELLENT new plastic surgery was had between seasons.
She didn’t have much screen time in this preview, but..........doesn’t it look like Stassi has had some plastic surgery? Not a shaming comment, her face just looks different.