I love the reviews that are basically “Great food but had to wait 40 minutes on a Friday night! One star.”

My favorite are the ones written by fucking morons. Like folks who go to a Spanish Tapas bar and complain they didn’t serve chips and salsa.

I just want to be like “Well, I get some occasional fruit flies, but otherwise we’re all good.”

Seriously, I shout from every hilltop I can about the amazingness of the IUD, and wish I knew more about it when I was in my 20s!

I haven’t had a real period since I got pregnant in 2007. Is it weird not having a period? No. Do I miss it at all? No. Am I afraid I’m pregnant? No. Am I worried that things are getting all “blocked up” down there? (???) No.

I am on month 7 with my Mirena and my period is finally almost gone. BYE FELICIA.

awwww shit gotta call the fire department for that burn.

I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.

I watched it via watching response videos and felt nauseous the rest of the day.

First, as a Canadian, I want to apologize on my country’s behalf for the terrible things she said. I am very, very sorry.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

She had a video where she slut shamed women for being “Instagram Models”. When did being a raging asshole desperate for attention become a replacement for talent in comedy?

I try not to go there very often—takes all types and all that kumbaya sort of stuff I try to apply when I’m examining the way women are pitted against each other in the world today—but I can’t help it:

If there is nothing else I believe to be true in the world, I believe Kanye is the sort of man with a signature floral arrangement.

So what, she’s still a rock star, she’s got her rock moves, and she doesn’t need them

Kanye really is kind of a one trick pony.

The answer to your question is Italy. Worst criminal justice system in the world. They'll take testimony from astrologers and psychics.

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.