Lyric videos ruin all my fun. No longer will I have the plausible deniability of singing "...blew me places I've never been" for Taylor Swift's Trouble or "Bake that bunny, watch it burn," for Counting Stars, out of ignorance. Now, I'll just be a run-of-the-mill asshole.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

Apparently you can hang out with all the boys.

This moron just referred to herself as a "token vagina." That right there tells you all you need to know about her view of the worth of women as human beings.

I mean, I am a firm believer that just bc you're filthy rich, does not mean it's ok for you to get robbed. Unless the person/people in question are Kardashians and the result of which leads to them not filming their show. There are always exceptions to the rule and I am ok with this one.

This is literally the only way I would ever watch New Girl. Sweet Dee is my fairy godmother.

Kaitlin Olson from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is going to have a recurring role inThe New Girl!!

You know what the most accurate thing in all of her tweets is? Her inclusion of the bad-speller complex.

You called?

Yep! I worked a double yesterday because Rebecca just HAD to have a birthday.

At least something positive came from Rory Gilmore's awful stint on Mad Men. I hope the reception was at Miss Patty's studio.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

Eating bread while intercoursing sounds like the best use of one's time.

I still occasionally think of this twitter exchange and laugh: