Kudos on the image selection. This is perfection.

OK, look. So I know it’s unseemly to gloat about something like this, but I FUCKING CALLED THIS when he was named Speaker of the House in 1999. I told my then boyfriend/now husband that I thought he looked like a child molester back then and he was so offended that I would say something like that about a loyal public…

I would discard of and purchase clothes every week so I would never have to do laundry again.

When I first glanced at this headline I thought it said Loretta Lynn and I was like, “Damn! She really IS amazing!”

She was a Chicago news anchor who made it to the “Big Leagues.” She’s at MSNBC now.

Tamryn Hall is the most gorgeous pixie you will ever see. When she was in Chicago, I worked in the same building her station’s studios were in. I would see her from time to time and she is fricking flawless, but so very, very tiny!

She is the voice of Candace on Phineas & Ferb, so maybe Disney animation studios?

My mom says it all the time to get the grandkids and other various short people in our family to pick up the pace. Or me. Sometimes me... But MOOOOMMMMMM I don't wanna!!!

My face listening to that Jamie Foxx song...

I was just thinking... "Rebel Heart"? Isn't that an album name for a teen pop star, not someone like Madonna?

I can't tell you how many times I have elbowed by 10yo in the face/head region since he's reached my chest-height. I mean, I feel bad when I do it, and make sure he's not bleeding, but his damn bony knees have caused me waaaaaaaay more bodily harm over the years, so I figure I'm just evening things up.

There is, to some degree, a Midwestern food sensibility, but I think it could apply to any region if the people you're talking about are from rural or suburban areas where they're only exposed to chain restaurants. I am from a podunk town in Midwestern-state, but after living in Chicago for 10 years, my food…

Yeah... that would be me. My 3 1/2 year old nephew was the ring bearer and since my mom and I didn't trust my idiot SIL to get him where he needed to be dressed properly and on time, we decided he should stay at my parents' house. We had other guests, so I ended up in the same room with him. It was my three nephews'…

Yeah, no... You can't ask the sun to stop shining and you can't ask a dick to stop being a dick.

OMG! My father in law does that! It is horrifyingly embarrassing to eat with him!!

J Lo and Pedraza's dresses only look similar until they sit down. Mrs. Duvall's was much more polite and kept to its own seat...

A+++++ Janet Jackson reference.

Rob Lowe has been my imaginary boyfriend for 30 years, so I obviously have dibs!

Re: Gaga's Tweet

I am a 42-year-old frequent bruncher, raising brunching children. Granted, not in NYC, but I did live in a Very Large American City for a decade and even then, in my childless "youth," brunch was rarely an all-day affair. I remember once, when we got together with a bunch of friends for my then-bf's birthday, we…