I feel like the entreaty to break out the, quote, "big, big, big, big, big, big balloons" may in fact be a reference to condoms? #cautiousoptimism

Prism is chock full of euphemisms so thinly veiled that if they were a screen door, they're the sort of screen door you'd walk into with a plate full of barbecue because you honestly didn't think there was even a door there.

This gif sums up my feelings:

This man is literally the sexiest man on earth.

I'm pretty furious that Jesse Williams isn't my boyfriend

Just read the OM'ing article over on Gawker and then saw this - just the thing to start the day sexy like. Yum

Laura, your commentary is the funniest thing (and the most accurate description of Berkeley) I've read ever.

True. Here, have another excited puppy.

Ahahahaha, someone in the Maryville article predicted you'd be posting dog vids within the hour. PUPPY.

Only good thing about this story—YES LAURA BECK IS DRINKING WINE. PUPPY VIDEOS ARE IMMINENT.

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

this gif will never not be appropriate.

I love that, for all the terribly shitty things he said, this is what annoyed you enough to comment. And I'm being completely sincere. Thank you.

Anybody who ever says "I'm not saying that..." is saying exactly that.

Rachel Maddow is the best thing ever
She keeps me sane
I fucking love her

We should make matching t-shirts. Do you also have a half-assed hairstyle because of the same reason?

My excuse? I'm lazy.