We've been on a Firefly character kick with Wee Inq thus far. Last year, he was Jayne Cobb (well, Baby Jayne Cobb since he was just 10 months old). This year, he'll be Hoban Washburne. Next year, we're planning on Malcolm Reynolds, but since he'll be nearly three, he might have his own preference of costume. We shall…

Fuck! Are Sir Ian and Sir Patrick just always out having an awesome time???

Shakespeare Bros for Life Ian and Patrick win the internet this week. Everybody go home.

Don't even get me started on ET or I Kissed a Girl. I hate her lyrics like whoa, but man are those songs catchy.

This! I actively dislike the song! It is maybe one of the most lazily written pop songs I've ever heard. It's like she flipped through The Big Book of Cliches and just started randomly picking passages from the pages she landed on. BUT I CAN'T STOP SINGING IT! It comes on the radio and my head will not stop boppin!…

She has fabulous eyebrows and I love all her music. Don't care what anyone says.

Lordy. Also tangentially related — to your comment as well as Dirt Bag — I flew a couple of American Airlines flights Monday. You know that innocuous instrumental music they play during boarding and while you're waiting to get off the plane? "Blurred Lines," piano. On two different flights. Keep it hip, AA!

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Are Boning, Insists the Rumor Mill

I read it and then washed it down with my first sip of coffee, and it was like, "Yes. Let's do this, Wednesday."

Martha Stewart, I just can't quit you. I love your magazine so, so much and the lifestyle it sells is just bananas.

Please understand I am saying this without a shred of sarcasm: It gives me such joy to start a Wednesday morning with news of my evil overlord Martha throwing shade at GOOP. Never change, Martha!

But you might apologize in the future if you find out this harmed her in any way, yes?

I want to be friends with you. I think we would be happy together.

Yeah that line really struck me as well. She's such a freakin' narcissist that she thinks her actions could somehow destroy all hope of love. I mean it's not like she gay married someone.

And then next year, a new expanded edition:

"I hurt people who are married and who believe in marriage."

Geddit? Geddit?!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Paul Rudd?

OMG I found my old Fanmail CD in my car a few weeks ago and listened to "Unpretty" and "No Scrubs" on repeat for days. Literally an entire week of driving home from work blasting it and dramatically singing along. It was amazing.