My rider:

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC THAT IS NO LONGER SHITTY!

Okay so I've always loved Questlove but he had a little interview in the recent Bon Appetit and I just about shot to the sky with squee. He talks about how he likes to host parties—lots of ice, food on sticks, Van Morrison AND The Golden Girls theme song.

I want The Roots to re do every song on the radio. They can have their own never ending franchise like Kidz Bop and NOW! or whatever.

OMG. I heart you so much! King of the Hill is my secret guilty pleasure. Seriously. I watch it every night on Adult Swim.

I just googled him and whoa. That kid grew up to be a hottie!

Hogwarts' #1 Hottie? I'm sorry, that title goes to dark horse champion Neville. But Ron is a solid #2.

Mine too. But he's also greedy and would then ask for another without the bra.

My hubs would hightail it home if I sent him a pic like Mariah's. Yowza.

Mariah has FANTASTIC breasts.

urban dictionary tells me that GHL stands for "grey haired lesbian." not sure if that applies here. maybe the GHL is the birthday present?

GHL stands for "Go Home, Laotians!" Just more of Mariah Carey's ugly (and sadly underreported) anti-Lao racism...

Callie you left out the most important news of the decade

You know who else is celebrating a birthday today?

I LOVE THEM.

GLH=Get Her Liquor, although, to be fair, it probably should read GHML.

Don't know why I love nick and Mariah together so much, it just seems like she went through a lot, but finally found her own prince.

The best way to ensure that "It Girl" comes up when someone Googles you is to give interviews where you say, "It Girl must come up when you Google me."

Amy, girl, DTMFA. If that's not a red flag, I don't know what is.