She even looks like she has all her teeth! She's an embarrassment to "Florida women" everywhere.

I dunno... kinda weak by Florida standards. You can do better!!

Yes. Obviously. All the raddest dudes roll up on Sonic, brah

Oh my God! This is such a bad idea! I took my kids to Sonic last night and there was a table of three teenage boys on the patio (or whatever it's called) next to us who literally ordered 3 ginormous waters! They skateboarded in, PUT THEIR SKATEBOARDS ON THE TABLE, and each ordered water. And not just a "cup for water"…

I was just going to post the same thing!!!!

Kardashian assistant.

"You not talkin' to me? You not talkin' to me? You not talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you not talking... you not talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're nottalking to? Oh yeah? OK."

This looks nothing like Katherine Heigl. Why would they put someone on their cover and make that person look unrecognizable from their actual self?

There really is a GIF for every occasion...

At a frat party with my boyfriend. Hanging out by the front door talking to some friends. Hot fraternity brother walks up to me, puts his hands on either side of me, leans in and says, "So, you wanna fuck till we die?" I duck under his arm and slide around the corner and out the door to where my boyfriend is and tell…

Wait... What...? Now her name is Jill Doiley?! Not only as a Jill, but also as a woman who changed her name after she married, I have to say NO! Any name that turns you into an antique table covering is a big fat NO! Especially if that last name is attached to a first name so pickle-adjacent. Jills (and Britney S…

don't feed the trolls!!!

I have never seen this movie, or any Ryan Gosling movie that I can recall. Your review/retelling only reaffirms my choices. I will continue to admire him from afar (AKA on Tumblr) and not be insulted by mindless "romantic tripe."

Why thank you very much, kind sir...

Rogue Nannies is the name of my new soccer mom rock band, so no one else better steal it!

TOTALLY RAD!

What's fascinating to me about this list is that the Bro version seemed much more homogeneous. These basic bitches at least have their own regional basic style.

It looks like he's the one who took the picture too! The possibilities, knowing his history, are disturbingly endless!

I just watched Muppets Wizard of Oz with my kids a couple weekends ago. Queen Latifah/Aunt Em would NEVER have let Dorothy out of the diner looking like this!