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This is not flattering. Her hair style make her head look tiny and the details on the dress make her look wide in places I'm fairly certain she rather narrow. Invest in a mirror plz

God bless anyone with the confidence to go out in public wearing a white form-fitting-from-head-to-toe dress, let alone on the red carpet!

So much uncomfortable! How could she even sit in that thing?!?!

blaghalaghrablergh!!!!!! I am too old for this pedantic, boring, whiny bullshit, says the not-quite-42-year-old white woman. Also, Eleanor Rigby was already a thing that is not this!!!!!

No! No Ted Danson! You are wrong sir!!!

YANKton! Heh heh...

What is happening here?

I get that. I worked in PR agencies for almost 20 years. One of my first bosses said it best, "This would be a great business if it wasn't for the clients."

I am convinced that most main stream ads released these days are written by people who haven't left their cubicle or had non-advertising-related contact with another human in a decade or so. How else to explain what passes for copy?

I watched this with my husband last night, who was raised with some ass backwards ideas about women and maintains a rather "frat boy" attitude about a lot of things in life even into his 40s. When Jordan Klepper said, "Don't fall asleep on the couch or you'll wake up with a dick drawn on your face," my husband,

Why for not working video?

I've long thought it would be awesome if someday one of these celebrities hired a bunch of photographers to stand outside the headquarters of Star, In Touch, etc., and take pictures of the employees walking in and out of the building, eating lunch at the corner deli, etc. These photos will appear on a blog with

Instructions? Instructions?! This guy is either a raging asshole or just completely and utterly clueless of social interaction of any kind.

I will never not enjoy photos of Harry cavorting with children. #sorrynotsorry

How does anyone know who any of those heads belong to?

Speaking of GeoCloo, this weekend I had a dream that I was Sandra Bullock and was invited to George and Amal's wedding. But all of the papparazzi thought I/Sandra had never met him before so I/Sandra made a big deal out of sitting on his lap and showing everyone how cool we were with each other. I never got to the

Dear Katy Perry,

You know what, I'm not mad at Brandi Glanville. Sometimes kids can be real assholes!

Is it an accident though really? He put 17 dogs in a room and even though he was being paid to care for them, he left other people in charge. That's straight up negligence if you ask me!