This should apply to all types of reviews, including Amazon.com. "I just bought this for my daughter and I think she is really going to like it." is not acceptable!

High school Jmo had such a raging crush on Jose Canseco! She even rewrote the National Anthm in honor of him and his twin brother. High school Jmo had issues...

why isn't Oprah herself called into these hearings? What she hath wrought on the gullible peoples of America is shameful!

As a parent it just kills me when other parents let their children get away with hitting them. That is just so totally unacceptable on so many levels! If your child doesn't have respect for you, how do you expect him/her to have respect for anyone or anything else? And if they hit you and there are no consequences,…

I think the problem is that she now has a stylist/husband who fancies himself a designer but obviously has no idea how to clothe a woman's body.

Isn't Erika Christensen a Scientologist? Is she allowed to believe in Freud? (I made a new friend in my neighborhood today and had two glasses of wine before 6:30, which I have followed up with a Sierra Nevada Torpedo since I arrived home, so I cannot be bothered to Google it to confirm #sorrynotsorry)

Kim looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable even standing in that dress. If she didn't actively seek out attention for wearing shit like that and doing the stupid shit she does, I might feel sorry for her.

And these?

Sure, but I'm healthy and can wear my skinny jeans, and that's good enough!"

Well, that explains why those flowers look so bad...

in white?! There is no one on earth who could pull that dress off in white!!

One of our favorite breakfast spots makes a churro waffle. Ever since they discovered it, my boys have refused to order anything else.

Am I the only one who thinks that Kris Jenner is behind the "trend" piece on Nerve? Seems like something she would do - trot her young daughter out in public sporting what suddenly becomes the "hottest new look."

Eve has one of the best IDGAF, resting bitch faces ever!!

When we adopted our dog 11 years ago, her name was Crystal. We changed it immediately. I believe my words were something to the effect of, "I may have spent every other weekend in a trailer park growing up, but I don't live in one now. No one in this family is going to be named Crystal."

another show my boys love!! So delightfully weird!

This makes me so happy!! My boys love Magic School Bus! I just hope they don't mess with it too much; it's basically perfect the way it is!

As a person who has worked in marketing and PR for a good part of her adult life, I can tell you this is nothing more than a bunch of people sitting in a room putting words on a smart board until they sound like what they want A&F's "brand image" to sound like.