YAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

You have GOT to be kidding me! I'm finally in Vogue and my baby just peed on me!

Does anyone know if the play my former-imaginary-teenage-nemesis Martha Plimpton was originally done at Steppenwolf? It has a very Steppenwolf feel to it, based in the description and she is part of the company.

Your theory is solid. Though I think I prefer long-haired Johnny Depp, before he started dressing like Mick Jagger.

Pretty sure I'm dumber for having read that. And I only made it to #20.

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I covet that dress! And the arm candy's not bad either...

He's purty!

This is the second time I've called bullshit on a Jezebel article today, but does anyone else think this was a deliberate ploy by the site to get exactly this kind of publicity? Old Navy and Target both got tons of free press and web hits in the past week or so for ridiculous photoshop gaffes. What's to stop some…

I have thoughts...

Well, since the fact that I am 41 and can't actually sing puts me out of the running (even though I still know all the words to the theme song and would consider my next child Kimberly if (a) it was a girl and (b) my husband wasn't vasectomied), I'm going to have to agree with all of the Ke-dollar sign-ha suggestions.

She even looks like she's struggling with the routine at the end. If she, who likely had hours of rehearsal and several takes, can't pull it off how can we mere mortals be expected to.

Call me a skeptic, but are we sure this isn't a joke? What kind of academic report uses such a non-scientific term like cock over and over again? And dick? In a published article? I was suspicious until I got to the nickname part and that puts it firmly (heh) into hoax territory for me. And how does an 8-person…

Who climbs on or touches museum pieces?!?! What the hell is wrong with people!?!?

He literally never ever runs out of fresh amazing ideas.

All you need to know about this is that no matter which Republican candidate came out of the primary, there's no way they would win in the general election. This is Chicago. In a lot of races, there is no Republican primary because there is no Republican candidate.

Speaking of contouring...

I have done the stripe down the nose thing for years. #trendsetter

Does that say Aaron Rogers? Like the Packers QB?