28?!?! They look like two 50-something's trying to look 28.

Lena's hair in looking very Dorothy Hammill-esque.

I disagree, Dodai. She is definitely the most miserable. She can barely get the words "I'm a republican" out without cringing. She is hating her agent right about now!

When I was a freshman in college, INXS was playing a show at a nearby Big Ten school with lax drinking rules on St Patrick's Day. I had tickets to the show with my roommate and some other friends from our dorm but there was one problem. As lax as the drinking rules were, you still had to 19 to get in to the bars and I…

No! Rob! No! I devoured his first book, but this one just seems like a bad idea! I really, really don't want to know that much about the women he banged (who weren't teenage me — fuck all of them!)! Whither the mystery, Rob? Whither?!?!

Party tip: Think about the last time you showered and maybe do it again one more time, for good measure.

THOSE ARE AMAZING!!!!!

I buy them in bulk and keep a steady supply in our garage freezer for all the little hellions from the neighborhood who come over in the summer. I made the mistake of keeping the "good" Popsicles out there once and from that point on I decided that if it costs me more than $5 for a box of 250, the little shits don't…

SWEET HOLY HIDDLES! I am never buying Capri Sun for my kids ever again!!!!!

My point exactly! I have a 3rd grader and a Kindergartener and I am blown away by some of the kids they have been in school with and the utter lack of respect. Coincidentally, I saw this on FB right before I saw this video on Jez, and it sums up so much of what I see teachers dealing with at school every day!

And just think of all the teachers he's going to terrorize in the meantime!

Uh, no. You shut that shit down. Let them have their say. Let them express themselves, but when it becomes disrespectful — and there is nothing not disrespectful about what that kid in the video is saying — you shut it down. And when they are 3? Letting them have their say is a very short exercise.

After spending 2 hours in a Kindergarten class today, I can unequivocally tell you: This is not cute. Nope. Not even little.

Wait just a minute... Are there really no more recent sources for ave # of sex partners than an undated NBC slideshow and a 2006 science blog? I'm not saying that I'd like further confirmation that my number is, errrrr, far from the norm, but people have had a lot of sex since 2006. Is all... I'm saying...

Dude, EPT, tout suite.

Black jelly beans also turn your poop green, btw. Kind of a scary blackish green, but definitely of the green family. I once ate an entire bag of black jelly beans over the course of one day and my poop was so alarming the next day it took me awhile to make the connection between my over-indulgence and my excrement.

God, she's still so beautiful though!

I'm sorry, did the Sun Times really just call the former SECRETARY OF FUCKING STATE "adorable"?!?!?

But if we marry them, they don't HAVE to act responsibly! Everyone knows wives have to have sex whenever their husbands want it! It's natural law!