Wait... I just realized that this means they were married. I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS A BEASTIE GIRL!! Also, I obviously don't know that song, either...

How do I know that guy? He looks familiar.

Don't be a guy, Mitt, be a man!!

You just reminded me that I never finished watching that movie....

Sigh.... Lloyd Dobbler...

Really!? You don't know who Ione Skye is?!?

NOOOOOOOOO! I still have nightmares about the time I dropped the straps of my short-alls into the urinal part of a port-a-potty at a music festival!

Didn't she win the Golden Globe for that?

Are we sure this isn't a hoax? None of those photos look remotely professional or Vogue-worthy.

I was thinking the same thing. Was this monster on the streets the whole time? What a disgrace! And that poor woman? She had to be terrified!

PAMUKED!

I love that they left the herpes-like mark on his face and didn't Shop it out.

$300?!? We paid $60 to adopt our dog from the Anti-Cruelty Society in Chicago. That covered the shots they had given her and for her to be spayed. Granted, this was 11 years ago but I can't imagine the cost of basic animal care has risen that much.

Bejeweled mocs? Navy on navy ensembles? I can't wait to see their wedding attire!! Start Pinning CreBon! Here's some inspiration....

I am literally cry-laughing at this! I started to lose it at the donut tip and once I hit Cookie Monster I was in full-on tears! Bravo my friend!!

I am literally cry laughing right now. Started with the donut and by the time I got to Cookie Monster, I was in full-on tears. Bravo!!!

The way her fingers are bent at the knuckle made me think they were toes at first glance and I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on in that picture! How do you walk with such a ginormous toe ring?!?

That's my strategy as both an aunt and a mom! If you can't embarrass the little shits whose diapers you changed, what's the point of life?