You got a little sumthin on your chin there... No... Other side.... C'mere, let mama get it for you...

Oh my God! My 6yo does the same thing every time I kiss him!

Right! That's how I recognized his name! Of course Pammy has never had the best taste in men...

Ew! Do I see body hair? GAH! She probably has pubic hair and arm hair too! I can only see a portion of her abdomen, but obviously this woman is a hideous troll! She doesn't deserve to live, let alone have her picture taken, I don't care how cute her swimsuit is!

Vulture's got the GIFs ya'll!

I'll take "People Who are Obvisously Not Woody Allen's Son, How Did We Not Notice This Earlier?" for $300, Alex.

Everything I know is a lie!

In your defense, at first glance they look like they could be a reflection of the show in the shiny, shiny stage.

Quite possibly the most DrewBarrymore-esque dress ever!

Dear Emma, This color is glorious on you. Close your mouth or smile properly.

No. A thousand times no. This looks like culottes from the back!

Those are special occasion stripper wedding heels!

Wait. What? Are you sure?

I think you mean "Star of my dreams circa 1997, Chris O'Donnell," Golden Globes voice over man!

Since Page 1, three years ago? Really Spike? Why am I so bitter about this movie?

Bradley Cooper is not impressed with you Jordan Catalano!

What fresh hell is this Best Score winner's hair?

Kate Beckinsale is exquisite!

My new FB profile pic. That's not illegal is it?

Did anyone catch a screen shot of Jessica Lange's face when they panned to her after Zoey Bartlett beat her?